What's sad is I saw the first item and was like "That's a good point as saying they did it when the trial is still going would get a journalist in some pretty hot water."

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

Reverse cowgirl is not usually this dangerous.

Do Not Challenge This Lady To A Game Of Musical Chairs

How fitting that the biggest loser is going to be on the Biggest Loser

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

I know all baseball players look alike to Red Sox fans, but that was NOT Tony La Russa.

That is unbelievably sad. Imagine, people living in Fresno.

Whatever you say, Brian McCann.

Alright buddy, enough internet for you.

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."

So, was this overturned or what? Doesn't really make sense he could be at fault when there are two balls on the field.

"Hmmm ... It just sorta tastes bland, like it has no depth or zest. A lot of hype over something with little payoff in the way excitement or pep. It's like the boring context in a dish full of far more interesting players. I mean, you chew it, and you know it's there, but in the end it's forgettable. It's cud. Like,…

Well I guess the old saying, "if there's grass on the field, play ball" applies to women as well.

Hey Abby, go fuck yourself, eh.

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

Technically, all MLB players are previously unnamed until birth, and sometimes until several days afterwards.

Forget the naysayers, I think this coaching appointment is a slam lay-up.