A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

I'd love to know what you said to make him block you.

This. Peter King's currency is access. The access he nurtured over the decades is why he has his own brand at SI (i.e. he's not just a reporter, but an entertainer and an icon).

"And whether a guy maturates is between him and his God."

Hunter Pence doesn't fill the gas tank up in rental cars.

Hunter Pence thinks elemenopee is one letter

Hunter Pence drinks Tab.

Eh, Peter King loves people who talk to Peter King.

was an obnoxious little fillip

The whole narrative of Cam's maturation relies on weird assumption that Cam was somehow extremely immature when he got into the league. Apparently Colin Cowherd compared Cam and Ben Rothlisberger today on the radio, not just as on-field players (It is a much better comparison than all the stupid JaMarcus Russel…

"confidential informant cadet Eric Thomas"

HUNTER PENCE ISN'T WORTH TWO SHILLINGS

HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

PUNTER HENCE CAN'T GET IN HALL OF FAME

Hunter Pence likes the Mets

Sorry, but the D-backs and Gibson are the biggest pussies in the league. You want to get payback? Do it in the first inning to settle the score and then play the fucking game. Waiting until the ninth when it's 8-1 just looks like you didn't have the balls to do it early on when it was still a game.