Oh man, Darren is SO going to forward this tweet to someone at TR0LLTIDE's college.

That. Was. Beautiful. Just outstanding work.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

I see some of you idiots don't really get what's going on here, so allow me to enlighten all of you mouthbreathers: D'Brickashaw isn't his legal name. That would be Dragonfly Jonez.

What did Larry Brown ever do to deserve someone backing out of a commitment to him?

I hope more players do this. The NBA's age-restriction rule (which they're trying to up to two years / age 20) is absurd. It has nothing to do with wanting players to be "ready" and everything to do with the NBA wanting to get two years of free marketing as the guys build up their names in the NCAA.

Fuggin liberal media agenda. Bet they're trying to gay you up secretly!

How is it possible that you don't understand how you just listed all the reasons why the point you're making has no merit. It's like: "don't you guys get that as an unknown prospect he was discriminated against because of something inherent to his identity? Why shouldn't he turn around and do the same thing to someone…

Posted below, but applies to you, too: If your "opinion" is that certain people should be discriminated against, then you're a bigot. You're allowed to be a bigot if you want, but this isn't name-calling. It's the definition of the word.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

You seemed to understand that the rest of my post was written tongue-in-cheek, yet you take that part seriously? Do you see how this inconsistency could potentially make you look like a jackass, if the entire comment (including that particular part) was meant to be taken as a caricature?

Maybe I need to read the actual article for full context, but what type of strong response would qualify as 'taking action' to him?

Yeah, I'm pretty confident that King did not even consider the fact that our actual military did the exact same thing.

I can't blame King for this one. If there's any world people that knows about knee-jerk militantism and armchair violence, it's sportswriters.

SI_PeterKing: Talked to Johnny Manziel about the Malaysian airline attack and the upcoming season. He was totally blown away by it. Can't wait to show opponents his rocket.

This would mark the first time Peter has admonished anyone for not protecting people from concussive hits.

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