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They found the roids you're looking for

Ironically, the one on the right is all I hear when Joe Buck speaks

Can I do roids like Braun while I work from home?

Kit actually tested one of our GRC Lites cars in Las Vegas last year. If he ever starts to compete in one, we're going to have him sing the anthem from inside the car.

Jesus was always nailed on to get three spikes.

More like Roid Moseby, amirite?

no juice and pitchers rule.... fuck it let em do it its fun to watch lol

Domestic violence qualifies as a "mistake" to him, so guessing he won't lose sleep over this.

Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman was furious after the play, but only because Yoenis Cespedes was selfishly trying to pad the team's runs scored statistic.

Lolz golf.

I was wondering that too... someone seemed to clear their throat during the backswing, but who knows if that was it

If you played the game the"right way" with a 3rd baseman, this wouldn't happen to you.

that bunt has nothing to do with any "unwritten rules" and everything to do with Lewis being an idiot.

No matter his take, bunting against the shift is still less egregious than an ERA north of 6 and a 1.84 WHIP.

more like FORE-head. hes a golfer

Funny, I always thought it was Tommy who was Tutoned

I hope they sue the pants off of him.

unfair competition