for the fans below, the deluge came and went so quickly it seemed like some kind of curt flood

ENHANCE

ESPN BRITISH OPEN UPDATE: Tiger Woods still not winning

Can anyone tell me when the NFL hired Mike Florio as their spokesperson? I must have been asleep.

And something tells me that she will be furious when he decides to fuck his coworkers after being given ample warning

I though Marchman already post the definitive list of shit sandwiches.

Her answer is to fuck her husband more. She is looking for people to validate her lack of sex drive. No validation should be forthcoming.

Moral of the Story: Never date/marry anyone who is on reddit and then send them anything you are not willing to share with everyone else on reddit.

And she isn't automatically a villain because she isn't meeting his needs. This is presented without context. The fact that he is willing to even do this suggests much larger problems with their relationship, just as her willingness to share it.
And you know what? He is a bad guy. Because a good guy would just talk to…

They're 26. That's way too young for this.

Perhaps he should try initiating sex before she goes to the gym? Maybe in the morning before work? Being married means being part of a team, you're not trying to one-up the other person. These two are being petty with one another. That's the exact opposite of the point of being in a romantic relationship.

Turn down for what?

Look, you obviously aren't "owed" sex when you're in a relationship, but sexual intimacy is important and if you don't feel like your needs are being met in a relationship you have every right to voice those concerns. A list is perhaps not the best way to make a point, but a guy isn't a villain just because he…

This shouldn't be a list sent to her to show her why "she's wrong" or something like that — no woman ever has to live under any requirement to have sex.

That being said, the list should just be reasons why he should leave her. If she's not interested in having a fulfilling sex life with him (and that's 100% completely…

As an accountant (seriously, I am one): sex-life+spreadsheet=JayHasABoner

Standing up seems to be a lifestyle choice.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.