I die every time I envision the NFL or the Chiefs or the Kelces being at all concerned about a few million delulu Millennial fangirls derailing a $10B+ American sports institution should (when) this absolutely staged-and-brokered partnership dissolve. I’m guessing the bulk of them don’t understand how capitalism…

I would imagine that being pregnant during a pandemic is super scary. I’d take that all day every day over being financially chained to - and being pretty much forced to quarantine with - an emotionally abusive soon-to-be-ex every day of the week. But hey, we’re just all out here facing our own realities.

For the record, the post has not been deleted. She may have changed her privacy settings, but I can still see it.

I will soon be in a position to leave the States - and Canada is for sure now on my hot list. Stay well, friend!

Yes, I totally relate. Is my difficulty breathing due to the virus or to acute anxiety? Is my dry cough going to land me on a vent in the hospital or is it because I did yard work yesterday? And the longer I have the intrusive thoughts such as you describe, the more panicky I feel. It’s awful, and I fear that so many…

And this is why the U.S. currently accounts for nearly 30% of all COVID-19 deaths globally. Americans on the whole just refuse to listen to actual fucking science, and we as a country appear to be uniquely consigned to throwing up our “don’t tread on me” flags in direct response to events that we just don’t like.

I’ve been wearing foundation, light mascara and lipstick several times a week. This morning, in a bold display of rash decision-making designed to serve as a “Fuck You” to the Covid, I also slashed on some glittery Urban Decay eyeliner in Uzi.

Well, I’m currently self-isolating with my soon-to-be-ex (his midlife crisis finally came to a head in February) and it’s not particularly fun. I mean, we agreed to hold off on filing until we sell the house and Cynical Jr goes off to college in the fall, but all this togetherness and anxiety is really making…

Almost one month to the day before my state’s governor ordered the shelter-in-place, my spouse of 13 years announced that he didn’t want to be married anymore (his rationale ticks every single fucking midlife crisis bullshit known to man.) Since I’ve been involuntarily unemployed for a year, which is its own source…

It’s late so I’m probably just hallucinating - this is tongue-in-cheek, right? Because otherwise this comment is some crazy-next-level victim blaming bullshit.

I am much more bothered by those pants than by the adult toy Christmas vibe they’ve got going on.

This needs more stars. Bravo, sir/madam.