cynicalmama
cynicalmama
cynicalmama

Right?

I too am on my second husband. However, I am his third wife. Because I have all too much experience with the side-eye mentioned here, I rarely, rarely share that with people I know IRL. On paper without the benefit of me explaining how he came to have a third wife (and why I am in no way insecure about that), it’s

This needs more stars.

Exactly what I was thinking! Bobby actually manages to make her seem likeable - and since she is currently my least favorite Kard/Jen IRL, that’s quite a feat.

I don’t find a thing wrong with that parenting moment and in fact quite admire it; you taught them a very important life lesson about delaying gratification. Mine are all teenagers now, but I will definitely try that trick with my future grandchildren for travel purposes!

Wait’ll you get to the three’s, man :)

See? Mexico and the U.S. have much more in common than the Grand Cheetoh would have us all believe!

Of course they don’t. I just happen to be of the mindset that I prefer to have any and all information from the people closest to me that potentially affects my life. I don’t require others to adhere to that opinion and I expect others not to try to convince me to adhere to theirs.

*Reluctantly admits am in ad industry*

Yeah, I know. It’s not an easy call for sure, and everyone definitely has a different opinion on this one. I have quite a few friends - male and female - who insist that they would prefer NOT to know (or what I like to call the “what I don’t know can’t hurt me” mentality.) And I get the thought process behind that

FFS yes you tell your wife! If my husband kept that information from me and for any reason I were to find out down the road, I can’t put into words how badly I would lose my shit.

Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind

Cynical Junior did not consistently sleep through the night until he was 8. I am not making that up. Sleep habits, whether we’re discussing children or adults, are a motherfucker to change.

Anyone who’s been following The Weeknd for a few years knows that he’s actually toned down references to his drug abuse in his lyrics as of late (though not, I feel very comfortable in assuming, in his actual daily routine). I am firmly in the Selena’s-had-addictions-esp-to-coke-for-many-years camp, and her

He tops my list of Men I Would Totally Fuck But Only On the DL.

Until I scrolled down and read what was beyond the headline, I genuinely thought this was going to be another piece on Donald Trump.

“Blown up,” lolz.

Yeah but maybe he was talking about his side bitch’s coke habit ;-)

Well, yeah...but purely for research purposes.