Spiders are our friends.

Here’s something that I want arachnophobes to know. If you smash a spider in front of me, I might fucking smash you.

Stop killing spiders for no reason. Take them outside. Really, I’ll punch you. you have no idea who I am, Ari. I could be anyone. Leave the spiders alone. Next time you’re gonna…

Your suggestion that every publisher has the time and resources to develop and maintain their own cloud service is ludicrous and belies a severe lack of understanding as to what that entails. Take off the tin foil hat, kid.

Tim, your stories annoy the shit out of me. I know that you think you’re being ironically self indulgent, but you’re just being self indulgent. You’re going for some kind of written conversational version of John Cage’s 4:33 and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m the wrong audience.

I could just avoid your stuff, but Kotaku…

So you’re basically a new Coke fan, shading Old Coke fans? Yeah. Nah. All your disappointment is on you for not knowing what fans of the first games want: More of the same.

The laugh spoiled the damn movie. The laugh spoiled all of star wars. Sorry guys, but someone else would point it out if not me.

That’s Mark Hamill.

Yeah, so, this trailer is a fucking spoiler and the answer is right in it. Listen to the laugh at the end. Then watch this. They just spoiled the whole fucking thing by including that laugh.

“At least one.” Are you high? Us white guys have and are still the dominant drivers of most creative outlet. Women are half of humanity and have a right to half the spotlight. You’re precious male ego is crying over a little bit of change, while the scales are still massively unbalanced towards us.

I’m a straight white…

Belotti is a californian. Just sayin.

It’s so weird that this change coincides with the end of the Fiscal Year. I would bet you some money that there are layoffs in June.

I have bad news for you. If you live above a bar, you don’t live in a “house.”

Oregon is horrible. Do not come here. Certaintly do not move here. You won’t like it. It’s horrible. Nobody should move here.

I think that violence in video games is harmless and a matter of free choice.

But c’mon... Shouldn’t we in the gaming community be OPEN TO THE POSSIBILITY that it is a factor? If America has a gun culture, and the gun culture is to blame, then certainty any form of mass media that focuses on guns and shooting is adding…

It’s not weird at all, because this crossover happened just last year. Paperwork on the print crossover would have been signed around the time the game was gearing up to decide on DLC, and WB would have been involved in both conversations.

Not weird at all. I don’t know why people don’t do more research before calling…

Pls confirm skins for the original, basic Ninja Turtles, the shitty cartoony ones, the Bay ones... And the OG Eastman and Laird b&W ones too. I want them all.

While Donna Troy isn’t drawn to look anything like Cassie, she DID die from a [robot]superman heat vision blast one-shot through the chest just like Robin did there. So it’s an understandable mistake.

I was holding out on buying the expansion after all the BS and lack of endgame. This sealed the deal. Maybe I’ll buy the expansions if they ever make the game good... But I liked Destiny 2 just fine the first time I played it, when it was called Borderlands 2.

Take this shit back to consoles, Bungie. Get off my PC lawn.

Oh wow I just went through all of the “pending” submissions and there are now significantly MORE of them than the nonpending submissions! And many of them are time consuming and look like they took a lot of time. I suspect you just overlooked us. I bet most users never saw our stuff, and those that knew how to view…

Oh. I’m kinda sad... None of us who don’t have promoted accounts had our posts to the contest promoted by anyone. A bunch of entries came in that way. I did two. On the Kotaku photoshops they would always promote the non-promoted submissions just so that we could play too. But on the OP we’re all still unpromoted.

I…

I made another.

(Thanks to Kotaku for the censorFish loan)

I fixed it.