cynical101
CynicalOne
cynical101

Spiders are our friends.

Here’s something that I want arachnophobes to know. If you smash a spider in front of me, I might fucking smash you.

Stop killing spiders for no reason. Take them outside. Really, I’ll punch you. you have no idea who I am, Ari. I could be anyone. Leave the spiders alone. Next time you’re gonna

Your suggestion that every publisher has the time and resources to develop and maintain their own cloud service is ludicrous and belies a severe lack of understanding as to what that entails. Take off the tin foil hat, kid.

Tim, your stories annoy the shit out of me. I know that you think you’re being ironically self indulgent, but you’re just being self indulgent. You’re going for some kind of written conversational version of John Cage’s 4:33 and it doesn’t work. Or maybe I’m the wrong audience.

I could just avoid your stuff, but Kotaku

So you’re basically a new Coke fan, shading Old Coke fans? Yeah. Nah. All your disappointment is on you for not knowing what fans of the first games want: More of the same.

Belotti is a californian. Just sayin.

It’s so weird that this change coincides with the end of the Fiscal Year. I would bet you some money that there are layoffs in June.

I have bad news for you. If you live above a bar, you don’t live in a “house.”

Oregon is horrible. Do not come here. Certaintly do not move here. You won’t like it. It’s horrible. Nobody should move here.

I think that violence in video games is harmless and a matter of free choice.

But c’mon... Shouldn’t we in the gaming community be OPEN TO THE POSSIBILITY that it is a factor? If America has a gun culture, and the gun culture is to blame, then certainty any form of mass media that focuses on guns and shooting is adding

It’s not weird at all, because this crossover happened just last year. Paperwork on the print crossover would have been signed around the time the game was gearing up to decide on DLC, and WB would have been involved in both conversations.

Not weird at all. I don’t know why people don’t do more research before calling

Pls confirm skins for the original, basic Ninja Turtles, the shitty cartoony ones, the Bay ones... And the OG Eastman and Laird b&W ones too. I want them all.

I was holding out on buying the expansion after all the BS and lack of endgame. This sealed the deal. Maybe I’ll buy the expansions if they ever make the game good... But I liked Destiny 2 just fine the first time I played it, when it was called Borderlands 2.

Take this shit back to consoles, Bungie. Get off my PC lawn.

Super sketchy. They know people aren’t gonna buy, so they are telling us what we want to hear NOW (kind of) so that we make the initial purchase. They’ll just pay-to-win later. If that wasn’t the plan, they would have included some kind of commitment to avoid pay-to-win in their statement instead of being vague.

Do-Not-

This bugs you, but the scale for Sgt. Hammer’s tank doesn’t??? Weird.

It was all so bad. Everything bugged me. Why do a show about the inhumans if Medusa has no hair and Karnack is depowered? Why did they think that we would accept that?

One thing bugged me above all else. In the comics, Medusa and Blackbolt share a special almost-psychic bond. This is why she has to translate for him...

JDragon: Wow. Hi, That Guy.

Articles like this result in dumbed down sequels. See: Diablo 2 -> Diablo 3, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 -> 3.

Some people like super complicated, overly fiddly games. Please don’t use your platform to eliminate our overly fiddly sim genres... It just isn’t your genre. I -KNOW- I’m weird for liking too many stats and

Um... Okay.

Dear Mr. Hall,