Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills

I hear Kaepernick is available

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Where in the fuck is all this rioting and looting these racists keep seeing? Because I sure as hell haven’t seen anything. I mean, you’d think I'd know about it, with my being Black and erry’thang.

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

On the bright side Yedlin probably denied Ross Barkley a goal by tapping it into his own net.

#MillennielContent

I don’t know what’s worse about the letter: The fact that this dude is obviously seeing the same one Rams fans in his travels and mistaking it for 12 different people, or that he thinks New York is “backwards” compared L.A.

Daniel:

Alternate headline: Why Your Team Actually Sucks

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Fucking Whoa.

Only the Detroit Lions let those kinds of passes happen in the regular season.

He hasn’t totally mellowed out until he sends something not in all-caps.

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.

Diabetes and gout don’t require stretching either.

INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES

Ha ha, fuck United.