I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

I deserve that.

Nah, “Newcastle” alone is all the comedy we need.

By a relegated 10-man Newcastle with a lameduck coach.

By a 10 man already-relegated Newcastle.

by 10-man Newcastle. Just trying to make sure you include all salient comedic points.

He didn’t Czech himself and thus wrecked himself.

“Raiders fans are the kind of people who are likely to spend every weekend in Las Vegas anyway.

Van Gaal’s park the bus strategy fails again.

The Venn Diagram between Mike North Fans and Donald Trump supporters is a single circle.

“We’re home.”

I always kinda liked that theory, Tywin loved his wife just enough for him not to kill Tyrion even if he suspected it, Aerys certainly had a thing for Joanna and he was a rapist and they were in Kings Landing around the time Tyrion was conceived. Maybe Joanna hid the truth to protect Tywin and her other children. I…

The show hasn’t explored the third child? Sorry, did I not see a scene last week where a man spoke to dragons and emerged unscathed?

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

Yeah, the Ford family sure has been racking up the Lombardi trophies, haven't they?

Jerry knows a lot about balls. He’s had so many facelifts that his are now located right below his chin.

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?