For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Chip Kelly is no Jim Tomsula. No way would I trust Chip Kelly’s lifehacks.

I think more than anything they were working hard to be like, “Hey, you like Star Wars, right?! Well, this is like Star Wars but NOT like those prequels.” It wasn’t groundbreaking and was very much like the original but that was very conscious and I’d imagine the veer off more, now that they have built up some trust.

Holy shit this is a real thing?

Right after Levy’s was built the valuation for the Niners went up 1/2 billion-ish dollars OVERNIGHT. Then Jed fires THE ONLY REASON the stadium project was approved. Trust me people, No-Harbs=No-Stadium as the Yorks/DeBartolo had been trying to get it built for DECADES before Harbaugh.

They should just rehire him as D-line coach (his job in SF from ‘07-’14). He’s probably the only HC in the NFL who would happily accept a demotion with the same team.

When offered a severance package of a hot meal and a new pair of socks, Tomsula wept with gratitude.

A shithead on the ESPN broadcast? I thought Todd McShay was on the earlier game

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

If you think that is sad then you must not be married with kids. That sounds like a pants off holiday to me.

Man, Peyton Manning turns down an interview request just this one time and Mort makes it personal.

Chris Mortensen sitting home alone, watching football, and eating Domino’s is the saddest thing I’ve thought of all day.

Hey, whatever Chris wants to do in the privacy of his home with that guy Bill is fine with me.

Jim Tomsula is a Pennsylvania guy.

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

Peyton cares, his image is pristine.

Yes, I wept for Thrawn and the X-Wing books - but I would gladly set fire to all those novels to be rid of all this terrible, terrible fan fiction. The hard fact is that about 80% of the Star Wars range is really fucking dreadful.

This is more of an indictment of Kevin J. Anderson than of Star Wars or Luke Skywalker. This series was the last time I ever read a Star Wars book and the last heed I ever paid to the Star Wars extended universe, which I realized was going to be created by people like Kevin J. Anderson.

See, this stuff right here is why I never understood the big outcry when Disney tossed out the EU. There were a handful of cool stories buried under a mountain of pure amateurish garbage. I will gladly sacrifice Thrawn to free the stories from the shackles of this kind of nonsense.