No that was Colin Kaepernick.

As a former Army service member who came home from a yearlong deployment to Afghanistan in the summer of 2011 to a hot humid parade field in NC (after leaving Kyrgyzstan 2 days earlier with 3 layovers on a shitty ass no-name carrier with seats built for 10 year old female gymnasts), filled with anxious family members…

There was a flash of some pretty phenomenal natural 60’s era boobs. I was warned in advance by a friend who was a year ahead of me in HS and he told me to brace myself for the “titty scene.” Greatest 0.80 seconds of “educational” film I ever saw (this was 9th grade). Which also reminds me of the time I managed to…

Bullets and a chart!!! It’s science. No need to watch the season. Thanks Billy Haisley. Hope this kind absurd post got you some clicks. Oh, it's still August?

As a Niners fan, I watched Kaepernick’s rapid RG3-style QB implosion with horror. However, I’m still glad we dumped Alex Smith. Like opening the fridge to discover your mayo has been replaced with green tabasco.

He described Ta-Nehisi Coates’ book as “indescribably enlightening,” which is odd because in the same post he then describes in specific ways how enlightening he thinks the book is. Howard's soccer posts are great though.

This isn’t PES or FIFA game engines (sadly) where you can see the development curve in advance, the players $ value is set accordingly, and then you just play them in the lineup and watch the OVR rating climb with each season. There’s so many real-world human variables, and then it just might be that the player has…

As an Arsenal fan, I can attest that there is no more truer statement than this.

But isn’t that a longrunning Texas tradition? If you are an in-state HS FB player, it’s presumed you want to play for Texas. There’s no convincing, unless you’re some 5-star top 5 at your position blue chipper from outside Texas. Which has basically resulted in probably the biggest gap between reputation and reality…

This approach (making sex with a drunken person a losing proposition under the law) has been adopted within the military since 2007 as part of the long and ongoing process of change in the military’s sexual assault laws. If an individual was intoxicated at the time of sexual activity, and they raise a complaint that…

I give Tom Cruise a ton of credit for Tropic Thunder. He stole the movie for me.

Same with Beck. I have to change the station whenever any of his songs comes up (usually on satellite radio since I don’t think I’ve heard a Beck song on commercial FM radio since maybe college in the late 90's).

Aren’t there some significant rumors/gossip that he’s starting to drift away from Scientology because he wants to be a part of Suri's life?

Yeah it’s got to be a generational thing. The original MI series’ most loyal demographic (that’s still alive) are the kids (like me) who watched the reruns in the 80’s, along with reruns of shows from the 60’s and 70’s like Get Smart, Hawaii 5-0, Star Trek, Batman, etc. (my parents refused to get cable). For that…

Speaking of rotating...reminds me of the time I got shitfaced at the Peachtree and had my drunken mind blown by the rotating floor, for like 2 minutes. Basically the highlight of my only time in Atlanta, that and the underwhelming Irish bar in Buckstown (or something to that effect) that was, as of July 2008,…

I’ve been a DC-area resident since 2004, but grew up in southern California, root for the Niners. After living on the east coast since 1997 and being forced to watch the grisly affair that is NFC East football, I have come to despise this conference and its worst team the Skins with a special kind of contempt and…

You gotta wonder how it is that such a turd like Snyder was able to amass his money. I mean most fortunes in America seem to be amassed by sociopaths but Snyder is a special breed of weirdo asshole. But his total and innovative ineptitude in running this organization seems to be totally irreconcilable with his having…

As a former resident of Bellflower, I give this comment a +1(x1000). That is if I could star comments.

Thought it was fitting that the first reader review posted on the Amazon site notes: “The problem with the rest of it is that it often feels like it was written by a writer who has fallen in love with their own voice.” As a good a writer as Coates can be and has been, much of the writing in this book seems to…

Hey what about California, PA?