5 is optimistic. very optimistic.

This is all well and good, but the typical dude going to a club likely exhibits few to none of the personal character traits that would make them likely to follow these rules or otherwise understand the basic decency of following such rules. Every dude I have ever known or seen who has an overweening desire to "hit…

As a Niners fan, this is unbelievably depressing. I now have an inkling of what it must be like to be a fan of Dan Snyder's shitty ass football team. Since I give absolutely no fucks about ballghazi, I can say with deep respect, the Patriots are about as close to a "perfect sports franchise" as you'll find today. …

In the years before Nirvana and "alt-grunge-whatever" exploded, around middle school for me (very late 80's, early 90's), I was a huge hard rock/metal fan. Motley Crue, Metallica, GNR etc. Nirvana comes along and by 9th grade I had given away all my metal CDs and Metallica shirts to my buddies who kept it real…

This is no joke. I went out on a big Valentine's date with the then-new GF on a Friday night, went back to her place after dinner, got snowed in by a freak snowstorm and somehow by inertia didn't leave the place until Sunday morning (translation: when you're a 26 y/o dude snowed in with a new GF, you basically just…

Most asshole with big trucks, escalades, dualies, etc. DGAF. They're pissed that parking spots are too small for their monstrosities anyway so they feel oppressed and thus entitled to park however they want. And like they'd give one shit about the butthurt Prius owner who has to park in the adjacent spot. The only…

In general, you should avoid all fruit in a car because a) why have fruit when you can have a Slim Jim?

The only way to get rich in this country is to cheat, so it makes perfect sense that the "Patriots" are the most successful franchise in American football over the last 14 years and have been caught red-handed cheating twice. As in life, if you're not cheating, you're not trying (and you're probably overpaying on…

teams in soccer don't have to cheat by doctoring balls, match fixing and bribed/coerced refs take care of that in advance. soccer is, of any of the world's major sports, the most corrupted. hands down.

Sports news = Takes so hot you forget what they're about. HOT!

Best ongoing Tinder scam: Women who have in their profile "not interested in hookups, looking for a longterm relationship" or some variant. C'mon, it's Tinder, not eHarmony.

I'd like to say diaper-changing, but once in a while you get the dreaded up-the-back shit that explodes out of a baby's diaper. When that happens, all your worst fears are realized, and then some.

Having children may have seemed like a natural "biological" imperative in the past, to which everyone had a right. But really, hasn't it always been a "Darwinian" economic imperative more than some fundamental human right? Aside from species propagation and other pure Darwinian notions, is there a good argument for…

In Korea (China and Japan as well) for example, there is a hyper-exaggerated form of this problem. Women are in a better bargaining position in general because of gender population imbalance, so men have to attain a certain degree of status and financial means in order to date and find a spouse of any class level. …

In all fairness, the staffers and peons who do the logistics probably power tripped on the golf course saying "O's coming, get your shit ready." The golf course folks are, realistically, not going to tell the WH, "uh we have others guests scheduled for that day on the 16th, so O needs to push his tee time." They…

Where HLS, whose alumni have been very well represented in the halls of the DOJ, goes, more schools will follow. The threat of losing federal funds is simply too great for any school to mount anything other than a symbolic protest before they eventually capitulate. If I were a university president, I'd get ahead of…

Say, in 2 or 3 years, Jed York dies in a car bomb explosion (or otherwise gets purged from the Niners organization) and a new, not-abjectly-horrible-POS owner takes over, and decides to make amends to JH by offering a unrefusably good contract to come back. Presumably Niners would have been mediocre to shitty in that…

I'm a Niners fan and I see this for what it is. DISASTROUS. The franchise will pay for this crime for 10 years. maybe more. and when JH comes back to the NFL (cuz why would a winner like JH stay with in-terminal-decline shitty program like UM), he will coach an NFC West team and they will crush the Niners as…

Sad part it, Kaep is so bad right now, he's got no come back. So bad even Sio ("I got bodyslammed in the NFL") Moore can talk shit to him. Kaep needs to elevate to the next level and start learning to be a pocket passer with mobility, sort of like a guy who used to QB in SF way back when. But Kaep's too dumb or too…

From his own bio on his own website: "Ben holds a Ph.D. from the Department of Economics at Harvard University, a J.D. from the Harvard Law School, an A.M. in Statistics from the Harvard Graduate School of Arts and Sciences, and an A.B. in Economics from Harvard College (summa cum laude). He is a member of the…