False equivalency, since that involves the hypothetical child hurting someone else.

The fact that the law exists is bad enough, but I can’t wrap my head around the idea of a mother wanting her teenage daughter to be arrested and face jail time for this.

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet…

Maybe CNN can persuade uber-smart Dr. Keith Ablow away from FOX?

(This is sarcasm.)

listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…

I guess the bigger question is why CNN thought that the guy who exploited addicts for ratings would be a good addition to their network? Of course he was going to say and suggest stupid things, while using his title to legitimize said stupid things.

Thanks for admitting to the world that you can’t read.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

Third eye open, well done.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

But she is the legitimate heir to the throne.

Her motivation for holding the knights of the Eyrie back was the fact that if Ramsay had known about them being there, he’d have just holed up in Winterfell for a siege instead of bringing his men onto an open battlefield.

It was a genius level move by Sansa, to make sure the entire Bolton army was committed to the…

I hate you for making me star that.

White privilege

I believe he’s already said multiple times that he isn’t running as a third party candidate because his main goal short of a nomination is to keep Trump from winning.

Why are you blaming the voters? The DNC has basically made it policy to run on a very fiscally conservative platform with as few socially liberal concessions as possible, and the one time a real candidate appears advocating for wealth equality, the whole fucking establishment came down on him. Voters don’t owe the…

No Sanders supporter owes Clinton their vote. The onus is on her to earn those votes, and if she can’t, then she’s flawed, not the voters.

Wish all you want, but no primary is decided until CA and NJ weigh in.

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.