Need more Lemon Pledge.

What if I accidentally say 'poop'?

Sedagive?!?!?

Who is the creepy looking plastic surgery woman in the pic?

Yeah, they couldn't even predict what all them dudes on the ships were going to do to them. Much less a few centuries later.

Aren't all bikes foot powered?

VAGISIL!

I laughed at 'cake hole'. And it only got better.

What? No one else bought a penis pump?

And my xbox barely gets a signal from the other side of the house.

I do now!

Project butter makes things smoother! Here, look at these animated .gifs!

Radon maybe?

"... and I'm sure I'm forgetting something."

Ahhhh... Aha...

Because they lick their ass with poop hooks, that's why!

That story is colossally epi!

No wonder you're so...

Your tinfoil and saran wrap boxes also have tabs to push in to keep the rolls in as well.

Them bitches need a sammich!