Nooooo... Tom Waits is still alive.

That's what you get for having an animal that licks its ass all day bite you.

This just in. They are also switching to a 2.9 mm headphone jack.

Clean your shower.

Slurpee not casino works too.

I'm from Minnesota. I once went to a movie down in Georgia. At the concessions I asked for a large pop and a large popcorn. I received two large popcorns. The concession worker and I each looked at each other like the the other was an idiot.

10. The haircut.

AHHHHH!!

Here are some more Crane's holding each other up.

It's going to be July 4th?

With holes that tiny, how fast before clogged?

Scrolling through and reading the non sequiturs and dumb jokes is really the only reason that I come here.

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No. I'm in too much agony from these cruel shoes.

Who says that it would be the idiots that die?

Ironically at www.testors.com...

Where did I bash a company? You are the one that stated that it's only a week old as if they just pulled it out of their ass before showing it off. If you are so in tune with software development then you should know they have been working on it for a while.

That's so f'd up. Love it.

No, that's just for grape drink.