Pffftt... you guys are funny! Plot... hahahahahaha!

Where? All I see is goatse cake.

It's expensive. Therefore it must be good.

You had me until Pro Tools.

Right. Because the Costco gas station isn't subsidized by like the largest convenience store on the planet.

I didn't know that he's an equestrian.

That's what the drinks are for.

Seriously? Is it really that hard to unplug for a few and, oh I don't know, just daydream or say hi to the fat ass next to you that is going to make you uncomfortable for the next couple of hours?

Nope. Those 8 people are not surprised at all.

So I get to 'bate twice for the same price as regular sex?

OMG I see them! They look like white dots and they are flying in a a circular formation. They kind of sequentially light up in a sort of soft fade pattern.

..........d'oooohhhh..........

Aren't the Marines themselves bass enough?

That's why he just might be crazy.

Looks like an Opti-Grab MkII. Prepare to write a check to Iron Balls McGinty.

Because rhesus are delicious and peanut butter filled. Right?

Man, dude @ 3:29 can shred!

How was that filmed so smoothly?

Ron Jeremy.

If getting your face stuffed by a street side hot dog doesn't make you happy then you're not my kind of girl.