The prank is on you for going through all that work.

I'm hearing Marvin Gaye in the background of that pic.

Address was of this guys house.

Erm... just let go of the leash?

Jeez, next thing you know I won't be able to rub one out while driving too.

Look at the size of those earrings!

Well then just take out the all tumors and put them into mice. Give the mice the drug and put the tumors back. Voila.

Pepperoni & mushroom for as long as I can remember. If ordering more than one that second becomes the experimental.

Did the ant that had to hold the camera at least get a blowie for the work?

"It's also a Federal crime to violate Facebook's Terms of Service"

Coke and promises of sex from prostitutes.

Let me know when I can have a big dog as a golf caddy robot.

Cash is king.

Didn't know they used tall cans like that back then.

Obviously you haven't been with the right kind of ice cube tray.

How the f did Magellan get up there in the first place?

" New research suggests that not only are vegetables good for you..."

For the sake of all humanity, yes.

Mmmmm... tears.... They make my coffee bitter.

How do they taste?