'Twas done in ob talk.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Mars is being fertilized.

May be a dumb q but why aren't things like icons and app graphics done as vectors? Then you wouldn't have to worry too much about extra file sizes and handling resolutions as much, right? What am I missing?

Or how about just 'vending machine'. You know, like the ones in 99% of everywhere?

If you do that you probably won't BRB.

@emannths Married. So, yes.

No. On socks in the corner of the bathroom floor.

I love that movie.

Poop soup being the water-feces mix from using the bidet.

Yeah but you still have poop soup running down the sides of your cheeks and sack don't ya?

I like how you had no problem with "butthole" but seemed to get uncomfortable mentioning "feminine cleansing."

How much for someone to carry my bitch ass?

Strange. My blood boils when people AREN'T going at least 60 mph.

"who was being "bothered" by a young man"

So... it's actually on the surface of the bottom of a deep cave? Not actually burrowing 1 mile under the pressure of actual earth?

Hey. Don't knock b grade hookers. Can't beat 'em.

What about Munson?

I was looking for just a God dammit, Kyle! pic but thought this was better.

"Note to self, pedophilia not as good as advertised."