I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

It taught me a lesson in pacifism. Don’t hit me—I’ll hit me.

guess they have to do something with the leftover Vinyl costume and sets.

Wow. At least 8 people agree that Kim’s a cunt for using a surrogate. This might be a new Jezebel comments low.

This may be too late to be seen but I’m back from my Outlander tour of Scotland!

RIGHT after my husband and I got married, we sold our house and moved to another state. We are both experienced movers. For the first six or so years, enormous fights would end by declarations of “It’s OVER” only to realize that one or both would have to move and neither of us have it in us. We’ve been together for 24…

You beat me because you don’t have A/C, but I feel you on the move. I’ve lived in my place for three years and that’s the longest I’ve lived in any place since I’ve been an adult. I have so much shit. Like, how? Where? Why?

You triggered me.

Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today

I’m wondering what the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine thinks about this. The risk of losing accreditation for that program is real if they provide no educational alternatives, and I’ll bet Andre doesn’t care at all about the logistics or cost of implementing that.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Self Care Thread:

FYI the Girls Trip co-writer Tracy Oliver worked on Awkward Black Girl

One of my very favorite movies in my adolescent and teen years was “Set It Off,” starring Queen Latifah and Jada Pinkett (she wasn’t Smith yet). This feels like the comedic flip side of that very serious film. I can’t wait to see it.

Will Smith doesn’t have talent?

For the same reason Anna Nicole Smith rolled up to court looking like a preacher’s wife. Sexually provocative women don’t get a lot of sympathy from the public. Throw in the fact that she’s Black and going up against the Kardashians (with *deep* legal ties in the area).

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.