Switch out beer for Italian Ice and you’ve got a deal.

PREACH! Especially since this is a high stress time at my current job (perfect timing, right?). I was going to have my family members check in on my applying statuses, but they tend to get a little overzealous.

If you want to continue on the girl power vein, try Orphan Black or Buffy.

I am! but I won’t be able to get down there until around 2:30 or something so I’ll probably miss all the fun. :-(

I’m committing my Saturday night to job applications. It can be so soul sucking but it needs to happen. My job is just so...eh. Time to move on.

That gif is magical and fantastic and should be in all things.

Also, to all my manbros out there. Let’s take a closer look as to why women get into clubs free: because men are willing to pay ridiculous cover charges to get into places that have lots of women. So the bar/club owners are eating the cost of the free admission for women if it means a dude is going to pay $20 to get…

I’ve never understood the complaining about free drinks thing. How can you complain about me getting free drinks, when you are purchasing them for me? That’s like my older brother buying me a pair of diamond earrings for my birthday and then turning around and calling me spoiled for being the only girl. I don’t get it.

First I’m ever hearing about, granted, I’m from the south so whenever I hear Stonewall I think Stonewall Jackson (sigh). Any recommended reading would be appreciated or documentaries. LGBT struggles weren’t something covered in our history curriculum. We only got Civil Rights and the Suffragettes when it came to…

Now, you know damn well if Alabama beats you to punch on something, you’re screwing up.

For anyone who has money to burn and doesn’t feel like spending it on a piece of cloth out of spite, I suggest you visit a little site called donorschoose.org. It’s a website where teachers can raise money for supplies for their classrooms. Supplies range from calculators to equipment for science experiments.

Oh for fuck’s sake! Why can’t black people have anything? Apparently, we can’t claim a damn thing, not even the tragedies committed against us.

Personally, I don’t want to *physically* bring a kid into this world myself. The process is one of those things I look and say, yeah, I’m not doing that.

Personally, I don’t want to *physically* bring a kid into this world myself. The process is one of those things I look and say, yeah, I’m not doing that.

Also, you don’t have to do things the old-fashioned way. It’s 2015 and there are lots of options to becoming a parent, some are easy, some are hard, some are cheap and some aren’t, but it’s doable. Consider thinking outside of the box for starting your family.

You would have had a case for requesting they change the dress code for the boys then. Just sayin’.

I’m willing to try a new term, but tank top is too boring. How about stripey tops?

Frankly, I blamed the parents more than anyone else. They would nit pick over what was considered a thick enough strap for a tank top (the strap is two fingers thick! she’s not violating dress code!). Had they come out the gate with “she’s not a distraction”, then I’d had some sympathy. So the district said fuck it,…

Same. Tinder was fun as a game, but I couldn’t bring myself to talk to anyone.

Ours was inconsistently enforced because only the admins took it seriously. Our teachers only sent us to the office if it was wildly inappropriate-i.e. a crop top wouldn’t fly, but if you had on a sweater with a tank underneath and took off the sweater during class, it wasn’t a big deal. They just reminded you to put…