Kotaku complains about spoilers for a game over 5 years old, but I have to avoid the site every Monday fucking morning because Tina Amini has shared an entire recap of Game of Thrones from the night before, posted on another site and Kotaku pastes it all over their headlines.

Typo in the headline. Should read:

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I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

Not sure what's silly about a talking honey badger with two pairs of ears. Check your human privilege.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

Sohn has been cited for animal cruelty and negled and is scheduled to appear in court on July 2, according to Denver Animal Control.

So what is all of this junk? First off, each package comes with a special card for the Pokemon Trading Card Game. Despite getting two of the same toy, the cards in each pack were different — one a sparkly Pikachu, the other a sparkly Chespin. Numbers in the bottom right corner of the cards indicate a limited series of…

I read that as steel porn for a second and thought about some pretty fucked up things.

It may also be because your column is typed.

Listen, when i was 6 years old Pokemon was blasting through the school. Some 11 year olds ran out of school to purchase Pokemon cards and one of them got Blastoise. When they returned he jumped on a table and announced it to the kids. Everyone was fucking amazed by this holy card! I mean this was the grail! Then…

Emosquito. Next?

waifu

Yes, I would, actually.

I wonder why this asshole hasn't written a movie. Oh wait, because it's much easier to piss on other people's works.

This probably has less talking and more action than the fucking Anime..

The planet that has trans women on it. Likely the same planet you live on, too.