My two sons think their dicks are fucking hilarious.

Over under on divorce and restraining order: 18 more months.

They are both assholes and Manson is bbf with Depp, to this day.

Her job is to make sure daddy doesn’t go off the rails, no matter what she says.

K.J. Apa, who is currently making headlines because he fell asleep at the wheel after a 14.2-hour work day and crashed his car into a light pole.

I know. You want to scream, “ALLIE”, Stella-style, right?

my heart

This makes me so nostalgic!

Aww, I actually think it’s cool that’s she’s the only woman in LA who HASN’T gotten lip fillers.

presumably she spends a great deal of time looking for her upper lip.

I would be prepared for eccentricities, but testicle flicking is beyond the pale.

OK, so I clicked through to the Guardian piece.

I gotta ask: what are Audrina Patridge’s work commitments?

No one with three kids, a dog, AND a pristine white couch is relatable in my book. Kids and dog, sure. A white couch. With kids and dog? Nope. I’m out. Don’t buy it.

or those with preexisting health conditions. Just so long as they don’t call each other mean things on the internet.

Added to this: children whose families are in need of food stamps/banks to survive.

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”