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Jayden can go jump off a bridge. That entitled twerp is taking work from hardworking real actors. I cannot stand the Pinkett-Smith kids. The nepotism is enfuriating.

My father in law initially agreed to let us get married at his lakeside home and then cancelled three weeks before the wedding because catholic and outside. Funny thing? HIS SON was never confirmed but I was. So even though I had no idea outdoor weddings were a Catholic no-no, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Okay, so I do ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ all the time because stupid thumbs, not thinking, too fast, etc. ... So I get it, you likely know the difference, but if you only use two words to insult a person’s intelligence, maybe make sure your grammar is on point.

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

Thanks for writing this. This is actually helpful.

Per his son, it’s because Gregory was on Carson a few times — but that seems to be a rabbithole that opens up the Emmys being required everyone who was ever a guest on any type of talk show to be included. It’s a stretch, and probably because Dick Gregory died recently is the only reason it’s getting traction.

i ended up at the same restaurant as him in LA once and he was a few tables over and was creepily staring at me for a lot of the meal. i am not surprised he is a creep in other ways too.

He was cute then, but if you’re a jerk with no personality, here we are...

Didn’t he cheat on her too? I seem to recall her also falling prey to the Oscar curse.

My old dance teacher’s friend had, like, grown up with Reese Witherspoon or something and they were (are?) very close.

He still has money?

Taylor Lautner to the Emmys: Drop dead.

I love that you dropped the New Bae line at the bottom like you dropped the newly single line in that afcebook post. Lol!!!

you’re not my mom

How About Don't Fuck It

Without revealing too much, let’s say that every one of us has had that dark moment where one wonders if an

Does your job involve lying to cover up the bad behavior of someone who supports Nazis? Because if so, yes.

do you work for Breitbart?