Perfect soundtrack to this day:

The Justice Department is a fake department. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. Sad!

Instant Karma is gonna get ya

Yeah Trump didn’t write that.

This is looking more Watergate-esque by the day. I suppose it’s a good thing, especially if the outcome is the same.

Hello darkness my old friend..

Aronofsky annoys the fuck out of me. He’s got a whole section on his wikipedia page dedicated to the various controversies surrounding his films.

Blake Shelton sneakers only work if his face is on the bottom.

Listen, our girl Jen is a sloppy drunk (this is why she falls down), but ain’t no one need a boyfriend like that. She needs to find a contemporary to date, and, in the meantime, I look forward to her rehab/sobriety arc.

differently pretty, with some striking similarities, i’m finding.

So brave! Thank you for your service.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

It’ll end when one of them leaves The Voice and it’s no longer lucrative for tabloid covers and midwestern moms.

As a male Jezzie, I can attest that strip clubs are incredibly depressing. Even as a barely woke guy in 1991 I can attest to this.

I remember that I used to care about this and how much they annoyed me, and then the election happened and on some level I am at least happy that things are terrible enough that I don’t have to resort to Gwake for entertainment.

Good for J-Law! We’ve all done silly shit like that, especially in our 20's. If I had been famous, gorgeous and insanely rich during my 20's a half-hearted turn on a stripper pole would be the least of my worries!

Why? It’s not like she’s this generation’s Flying Nun.

I know you’re a pro, but this is good kinja.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

Sports are better when they embrace goofy stuff like this. Don’t do it overtly because that ruins it. Just let the fans have their fun and if the votes are there, the Pirates should bring Bormann up.