Why would they have to flee? There’s no evidence of collusion! None at all!

So, passports at the ready, yes?

Alright, here I am.

I’m just happy because obviously, Ryan Murphy has to make season 2 of Feud all about Patti/Madonna now. He has no choice.

“I thought it [the scene I saw] was a piece of shit. Madonna is a movie killer. She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage.”

Wow, Patti sure LaPOWNED Madonna!

More like Petty LuPone, amiright?

Nah, she was referring to the world’s shittiest internet browser.

Did Netflix just released House of Card 5th season out to main stream 3 weeks in advance?!? Holy Fuck the obvious !

Bahaha I freaking love you!

you are the best!!

Every way the Flynn blows...

Little Hyde, little low...

If the world is a game of Diplomacy, 45 is playing Magic: the Gathering, and loading up on Red.

Suck a bag of dicks, Snowden.

Oh FFS. If the Democrats can’t grow a damn spine now, then they never will. We are so fucked. Thanks dumb fucks who voted for Trump, congrats, you destroyed our democracy!

+1 multipass

Mr Kim: This is good news, guaranteed. Hey, I bet your lunch!

Oh well. Easy Comey, easy go.