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actual footage of teresa while driving:

New Hampshire: Sorry We’re In The Way Of Getting To Maine.

I seriously hope someone rubs that dude’s house

He’s a real charmer. I’m sure he has totally normal relationships with women and is totally a normal dude.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

Quit picking on me, feminists!

“Fisher, apparently spurred by a bad breakup and frustrating dating experiences...”

Oh man, I seriously hope someone robs that dude’s house and police officer is like “hey, you should be grateful someone thinks your stuff is nice enough to steal. Let’s leave it at that sweetcheeks.”

an alarming photo of his wife and her bridesmaids brandishing rifles

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

Looks like it’s her way to say “you guys are two ugly drunks”.

there’s not even any cake in their cake!

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

It seems more than a little hypocritical a member of the political party who determined money is speech and corporations can throw as much “speech” at a politician they want is now regulating how much someone can earn from a speech.

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

I always loved her segments on Conan. I remember one time she was teaching him how to iron and he was deliberately fucking up, and you could see it was like, legitimately driving her nuts.

Filed to: Like the deserts miss the rain. lol

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”