“So ends the era of England’s snarky grandfather...”

I went to Denver last month for a work conference and did an edible for the first time (it was 4/20 YOLO). I’m fucking hooked. I can’t wait for weed to be legal in my state, I’m never drinking again.

That’s a fair sentence. Jonathan should have kept his hands clean, instead, he had his hand in her pocket, uninvited. Oh, well; you live, you learn.

Maybe if you try a different strain?

Same. We’re keeping up our end of things!

First thought: her arms look like a page from a high schooler’s notebook.

I weirdly kind of agree? Like, maybe our motivations should be more transparent and we should stop trying to gussy them up to make them look more noble than they are? That would make it far easier, for example, to explain to some who wonder why we participated in the coalition in Libya while we no such thing has…

As Two Corinthians sez, “Let he who has not played grab-ass with an unwilling partner cast the first stone.”

“An Israel-Palestinian agreement will be “frankly, not as difficult as people have thought,” our president has predicted. Jared has this shit covered!”

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Let’s not forget recent reports that Russian bots are already & have been hard at work in France.

Honestly, if France hasn’t learned by England and the U.S.’s mistake of taking things for granted (AND NOT VOTING) - then we are humans incapable of adapting and evolving.

If only the French had a phrase for when something happens that feels like it’s happened before. Maybe then they’d see what’s going on.

i’m scared.

Ugh. Macron has a much more sizable lead, but the idiocy of “Why should I give Macron, whom I disagree with on some things, my vote, just because Le Pen is terrible on everything????” gives me horrible flashbacks to those absurd arguments before November 8. Anyone who genuinely thinks “I’m not voting for a candidate…

April Ryan is one of a dwindling group of journalists who holds on to the ethics and rigor of the profession and combines them with a commitment to inform people about things that matter in their lives. The fact that someone so smart, talented, and driven has to sit next to cretins from alt-right blogs in the WH…

CC & David Price both confirmed this, so how difficult is it to understand that this is real...also this

#NEVERFORGET