I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

I’m so excited for this movie! A fully explored version of the Fifth Element world? Yes please!

Valerian opens this July. It will probably be a flop.

My guess is that he knows his political career is donezo, and he’s banking on a career in lobbying. The pharma industry is pretty big in New Joisey, and he’s probably using this pointless grandstanding as a resume.

I know the point here is that Chris Christie is a lewser but just to get needlessly heavy about stuff: I come from a family full of drug addicts can I just say shitheads like Christie making addiction sound like a secret dark magic germ that hides in marijuana plants and jumps out and grabs you and makes you do heroin…

They broke BSG and turned Quantum of Solace into a steaming pile. Crisis may be averted but my heart is still broken.

I watched it five or six hours ago and I’m still super emotional. 

He’s to busy crying that republicans are useless for not going along with him. He’s demanding to elect more republicans in 2018 and changing majority to 51% because apparently even with control of all branches of government, it’s too damn hard for our Toddler and Chief.

Glad I’m working alone today because I cried at my computer.

Because people who lead “good lives” never get cancer, strokes, ALS, etc. He’s pretty long in the tooth to be tempting fate this way. I would never wish debilitating sickness on anyone, but in his case I’ll make an exception.

Ah, must acquire. May the force be with you.

The chyron makes a lot of sense given what he’s saying...

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

“People don’t ask that question,

A Darksidemakura?

A Darth Vader boyfriend pillow?

We’re talking about a series where peace and serenity triumphed over hatred and lust for power, and where a hot chick in a bikini released herself and then returned to her position of political and military power. Are we really thinking Trump gets those movies?

“Already bought it.”

Never fear, Republicans have your best interests at heart.

“Other than golf, [Trump] considers exercise misguided”