You know it’ll be on reruns forever right?

I’m renewing my passport.

Cool. He’s going to ramble on and not be asked any real questions and everything will keep slugging along and hopefully a meteor will come crashing through space and knock us out of existence. Cool.

*hugs*

You’re doing the lord’s work. Are you really going to watch this show until May?

I hate everything.

Fran Drescher would like Cardi B to play her daughter in the Nanny reboot

Piggy Smalls

Seems like he should have a big helping of Shut the Fuck Up.

Nothing.

Tom is a boyfriend you have in college that’s an asshole and you tell your friends that he’s just the brooding type and they don’t “get” him, but then a few months down the line you see him hitting on your roommate and he’s getting into too many bar fights and you break up and wish you had picked Riz.

FUUUUUCK THAT.

GO FUCKING VOTE. 

THIS.

Don’t come back Kanye.

I cried when I heard the verdict. This is a win, but I’m not happy.

Good job dismissing all black women Bette. I don’t give a shit if it’s a song, or whoever the fuck said it first. That shit is not ok.

Stand-up piece of shit right there. His mom should be proud...and is probably featured in the ad above.