It’s Friday and I’m having a slow day at work. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I don’t feel bad for you.

won’t someone please think of the poor disenfranchised white man??

Well, that got dramatic at the end. Maybe raise your sons to respect women and this shit wont happen to them, you dumb assholes.

Every time I see the Obamas:

this a billion times.

Bret Easton Ellis is a trash man who writes trash books and screenplays. Anyone remember The Canyons?

Lol, no. That would make sense.

So brave.

“I imagined myself as Frodo in ‘The Lord of the Rings,’ carrying the evil ring through the forest”; “I was like Gollum”

2018 is the stupidest fucking year.

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

I really hope Issa stays single since the last three seasons have seen her with duded that are nothing but problems (or problems she creates for herself). Nathan can take his ghosting ass somewhere and let’s let Lawrence live his life with someone else. Issa’s making her work thing good doing it alone, she needs to…

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

I’m so sad. You’ve brightened every morning for me, you’ll be sincerely missed.