I’m usually a grinchy bitch about these things but I’m in a good place in my life, I happen to be very in love myself and everyone’s wedding news is making me all gooey.

It’s been ok for 585 days 21 hours and 10 minutes.

I do Taxicab Confessions every Saturday in a Uber now.

investigators still couldn’t figure out why Carothers allegedly committed the crime.

“a 15-minute set that touched on what [club owner Noam Dworman] called ‘typical Louis C.K. stuff” — racism, waitresses’ tips, parades.”

That gd wig they made Shemar wear pisses me off to this day.

Everyone in this story is terrible. #TeamNoOne

Dickhead. 

So why the fuck is this guy talking to TMZ and not in jail now? He literally admitted to giving her the drugs that caused her overdose, and “I’m not trying to hurt my friend” is a shitty excuse for giving someone opiods with a history of abusing them and makes you a shitty “friend”.

This all day everyday.

I loved season one. I am really here just for Mahershala Ali.

So...should I watch Terrace House?

like....movie theater butter? Country Crock?

I am so ready for boots and sweater season.

There’s a white woman named Tamisha!

He is nuts and I will be seeing Mission Impossible 47: Yes, We’re Still Making These

Trump and Pecker (CEO of the Enquirer) have been besties for eons.

Whatever. I’m sure I’ll be fine.

came here for this. +1