“Without this thinking,” he said, pointing to his head, “you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe.”

Jen is a god damn saint because I would have left him hanging long ago. 

he has lost his finger licking mind.

Justin tells us ... there were “s****y people” involved in the original show, which ran for 6 seasons from 2006-10 ... and says the new cast is way better.

Good to see Bret Michaels is still a douchecanoe.

ETA:

Rape via an alpha male is different from other forms of rape. We can’t really understand this, as our culture is too detached from instinct

Me reading Tran’s op-ed

Imagine that Donald Trump Jr., forsaken son, has sent you a racy text message. What does your mind conjure?

True.

Do these people realize they’re talking about a 12 year old? Regardless of gender, a child is a child and doesn’t deserve this bullshit from adults. 

Nope. Birds are dicks.

I have an irrational hatred of birds. Fuck all the birds, even the recycling kind.

Those poor kids. I hope they find a sense of normalcy as time goes on.

I agree about the timing, especially since the accuser claims to have video of the incident(s) and didn’t release them. It all seems gross any way you look at it.

I am so proud of my state for nominating Ilhan Omar, she is fantastic...but we need to talk about Keith Ellison...

Chrissy has been doing this headband of the day thing for a while now. She picks a headband and John sings this little jingle. The song has literally been stuck in my head for about a month.