Good to see Hayden Christensen getting work?

This is the most accurate thing I’ve read all day.

I’M SO EXCITED!!!

They both suck.

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

That was such a hot take on marriage I’m literally on fire now.

This makes me happy.

Congratulations to you and your family. Its exciting and overwhelming all at once, wishing you the best.

I get pissed anytime I see someone wearing a bandanna. 

Nice lunchtime post guys.

HIDEOUS JFC.

Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.

After the show, I saw a little brown girl in white stockings and white, patent-leather shoes, twirl.

lol wat

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Audibly lol’d

‘I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’

I think he should just go for it and shave it all off. It may not look great on him but it’ll be better than this half-bald thing he’s got going on now.

When one receives the gift of blackness, hate is an included accessory. It comes with the package.

Totally thought that first prediction was real and was SO READY to hand over my money.