I definitely need more blunts to hold when I fight with my man.

I just turned 35 last week so I guess I better live it up before all my eggs wither and my body decays.

So, how do I get on this show?

Looks like I’ll be down here for a little bit, :(

Not sure what I did to get banned, please ungrey me.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG????

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Power, incidentally, was restored to Daniels’ home the day after her death.

17,000 years ago, white people immigrated to North and South America from Europe, and when the Amerindians arrived by crossing the Bering Strait roughly 12,000 years ago, the latter subsequently and systematically murdered the former.

I love Chance the Rapper, he seems like such a genuine human. Happy for him.

If Donald Trump ever paid for your abortion, or if you have a related tip, now would be a great time to contact Jezebel at tips@jezebel.com

Marco Rubio can fuck himself.

I AM HAVING A ROUGH WEEK AND I NEED JAMIE FOXX AND KATIE HOLMES “RELATIONSHIP” TO STAY STRONG GOD DAMNIT. I NEED LOVE TO BE REAL.

Drake you slacker

It looks like puss and has the consistency of snot. I’ll pass. 

Excuse me while I bang all her tracks for the rest of the day at work.

Saw it last night. There was a point in the movie when the entire theater groaned.