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How is this news? In Florida, wedding planners offer this as the standard package.

Wasting your time.

It’s Deadspin peeing in the pot plants that’s really annoying.

The pretty one?

Good for her if it was just a pay cheque.

No worries on the deadline when he realises Australia is a day ahead of the US and he has an extra day to finish.

We need less swimming events, not more!

Meh, he is a magnificent athlete, but they hand out medals like candy in the swimming. That sport could do with a serious culling of events.

Given the number of ridiculous suits he has supposedly filed in the past, why hasn’t he been bankrupted for having costs awarded against him for wasting the courts’ time?

Two additional questions need answering that I think might have been pertinent to this article.

It’s pretty futile trying to compare players of different eras. Margaret Court is right up there, but it was a totally different game then.

Actually, being a Scot he would spell it ‘favourite’.

On-campus incest is a reportable offence to the Department of Education?

With a top quality red crescent logo on their breasts so we can identify the well dressed deportees from the fantastic guards.

There is a reason marital privilege exists in law, and it is her right to exercise it. Most people in this situation would not testify against their spouse, regardless of their opinion or knowledge of the matter. Does that make her a nice person? No. But it doesn’t make her unusual. Save your invective for the

Nah - too librul. Maybe Fox?

No way could she use ‘ilk’ correctly in a sentence.

I have seen worse political advertisements. This one is fairly run of the mill, offering criticisms without solutions.

Trust me, you do not want to fuck around with Aussie vegans. Particularly the 50+ eaters of daily bananas. Their bowels are lethal weapons, even before the army of drop bears.

White gay guy here who dated a Japanese guy for several months - I think the haters don’t know which hate phrase to spit out first, and may actually be briefly rendered speechless trying to figure out which part of your relationship they hate the most.