I guess it would be humiliating to be called out in a restroom for this, but i have to wonder how the fuck it is checked and enforced. I mean they can hardly have cops standing at the door asking you to drop your pants or show your birth certificate.

I’m sorry, but I reckon the majority of all marriages are essentially legalised prostitution, sex for security, financial or otherwise. It’s just a little more obvious when the groom is seventy and rich and the bride is hot and twenty. That’s not to say that love isn’t always involved, but there is still an unspoken…

This guy needs a book deal, fast.

Very true about the bats.

Hitting sixes is a little easier now that we have roped boundaries than in the good old days when you had to hit it over the fence. I live in Melbourne and the MCG is a pretty big ground, but sometimes the rope seems to be 10 metres or more from the fence. I see a lot more sixes hit now than in the ‘80s.

Lol - it is pretty intimidating - especially when you start talking about fielding positions such as mid-wicket, fine leg, silly mid on, etc.

England has never won a world cup in the one day or the T20 championships, but have spectacularly lost several that they should have won.

I have followed cricket all my life and still don’t know all the fielding positions.

I care very much about cricket, and am grateful you saw fit to print this wonderful story.

Thank you for posting this and making my day. I really need to get of my ass and visit this country and spend some pink dollars where they are deserved.

Baptists believe the literal word of the bible, so you can’t really blame them for not taking the word of any woman.

Make a completely new name. If you can’t elegantly blend the existing ones, then ditch them. Your entire family tree of names is a history of patriarchy, so screw history. If your family actually gets their noses out of joint because of it then they have too few problems.

Nope - Tom Cruise (don’t judge, I’m probably older than you, and he was hot!)

I would like to post that you Americans are all crazy, but apparently we do this shit to kids in Australia too.

I wasn’t mature in the fullest sense until probably age 30. However, I understood enough about politics and government that I was informed enough to vote at 18, and probably earlier.

Having seen the inside of some of his homes on his stupid reality shows, I have to say the aircraft layout is almost tastefully underdone.

The only possible relevance his football ‘career’ might have had to the broader story is the culture of male entitlement promoted in these teams. Yet this was not part of the story.

No!

Never. Not even in my most self-loathing moments.

Totally - acid on the face is fine with me. And perhaps the genitals through a mangler.