Should have included did not know words to national anthem.

Soccer players surrounding refs is the worst. I wish refs would just start flashing cards to everyone who doesn’t back off.

Please. They’ll likely give her yet another undeserved spot over the third place non-white skater. She’ll be trash at the olympics (again). And people will again ignore the upwards failing of a mediocre white woman who thinks just showing up should always be enough. Yawn.

This Wagner person sure is fascinating.

Usually said right after, this is not the time to talk about gun control, which also needs to die.

Could not care less for whichever team, I am happy for Ron Dayne, I mean Da’Ron Payne.

True story: I wear large t-shirts. Official Alabama Ts? Medium. They apparently have a correction factor for how incredibly fat people are in Alabama.

Addendum: People - for the love of God, stop posting naked pictures of your baby on Facebook

The fact that you see “politics” in what he wrote is very telling.  People who see politics everywhere make it exceedingly hard to have productive conversations.  Is wanting a future for your children a partisan issue in your mind?

It stems from my warped view that the Constitution specifically prevents discrimination on the basis of religion and applies to non-citizens, and that even if it were to “effective” at the security its proponents claim it produces, that would require banning citizens of countries that actually produced the architects…

dude, serial comma. seriously.

“If you ignore all the bad things, everything looks great!”

Scentless Apprentice is SUCH an underrated song. Also you do look like a psychopath in that horrendous jacket. See? I pay attention!

UNC lost to Wofford at home. That event is why snark was invented.

I know everyone in this thread is giving me shit, but I encourage you to watch women’s lacrosse. It’s a different game from the men and a lot of fun to watch. More skill and less checking.

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

We’ve had decent luck with the totally sane folks at Screamin’ Sicilian and you get a free moustache out of the deal too. 

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.