This clip was like that first cool, crisp, life-giving sip of water after staggering through a barren desert. I’ve missed them so much.

Auto-GCAS FTW

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I think that in the early days of the car, the UK was one of the countries that were big on horsepower as a tax basis, and remained so until just after the war (with lingering effects on engine design).

I have long lusted in my heart after an S8. I live near Chicago, so canyon-carving sports cars don’t really benefit me all that much. Besides, I’m a big guy. I’ll take a large, comfortable, powerful, sexy, fast sedan any day of the week and twice on Sundays to go bombing around the Midwest. Also, the S8 lets me live…

Since the answer is really the Model S, and you didn’t specify “new”:

I love how the 2 door 1 series had to become the 2 door 2 series to make room for a 4 door 1 series. Much like how the 2 door 3 series became the 2 door 4 series, but there’s still a 4 door 4 series if you want 2 more doors than the 2 door 3 series. Luckily, the 2 door 5 series was always the 6 series, but the 2 door…