BREAKING: Yankees chase away their last rabid fan.

The grounds crew guy treated him like a poor person trying to sneak into the field level seats at Yankee Stadium.

Coach Kelly: You know, our job is acquiring talent, not getting rid of talent.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

that shot is like unc classes because they don’t count.

Muse is not a small band, but what I was saying is that if even they don’t get much televised attention small bands are probably having a really hard time. Muse fortunately can keep going just by the fans they have now, the will fill stadiums on their own.

I’m so cool I liked the Grammys before they were televised...

Does it Take consideration of the type of degrees women got? I’d like to see a similar study, focused on STEM graduates. I just can’t find a way to pay an art major 60-100k a year.

Finally, the external facing claymores we’ve been asking for.

Did Gawker sell you or something? You guys aren’t allowed to say nice things about conservatives, let alone Scalia!

Not trying to take away from your point, but almost no insurance plans cover ED medication.

wow a woman being passive aggressive, way to live up to the sterotypes.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?

What irks me is that “causes” like this one get lumped in with the Charleston and Chicago killings.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?