I only have one thing to say. Shut the fuuuuck up.

Where do I start here. The Blue Angels are much more than what you describe them as in your black and white world. We are probably closer on some of these issues than you would care to believe but we will never get there because all you see in this picture is America's "war machine." That is too bad.

You also said Air Force when they are group made up of Navy/Marine service members.

Take that, Universal!

I'll just drop this here...Well done!

Everyone around Jersey calls that school "Fairly Ridiculous"

Has anyone noticed that over the past decade the Mets medical staff announcing that a player has a "minor injury" is an even bigger kiss of death than a coach/manager getting a vote of confidence from upper management?

Still a bargain at $150, but I'm not sure how they'll make this work profit-wise.

There is a $500 "landing fee" you don't have to pay it...but I would.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Reached for comment, Johnny Manziel said the offer sounded familiar, though he kind of stopped listening after hearing the word "nineteen."

In Cleveland, denial really is just a river that doesn't catch fire.

I feel like this .gif should headline every post regardless of content. There is something about it that just transcends deadspin

Winston's lawyer explains:

I turned down an offer for a Starbucks run at 10:50 BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST KITCHENETTE TIME YOU IDIOT

Man having to wait till 11 is agonizing. How else am I going to get my morning cup of laughs, snark, no tipping-Illuminati, the customer is always right, I'M ALLERGIC TO RED, monogrammed thermos posts?

that's a real score?