Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

"Thanks, I was totally spacing out there!"

winning more than Washington. Someone's bitter

That's good trolling.

Uh, pretty sure the average student's IQ has nothing to do with this, bud.

It wasn't just a normal storm. And they weren't just showing typical weather, it was a a fucking natural disaster that killed over a dozen people.

"I can't comment on it because I haven't seen it and don't really know what's in it," Tallon told the Herald. "But if they're upset, rightfully so."

Poor Sabres. There's absolutely nothing to make fun of Florida for. Nothing.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

I know the Ford Blimp often self destructs, but isn't that in Toronto?

To be fair, he always had terrible pics.

This actually is pretty funny. It's actually cool to relate how fast you're going if you were traveling the speed of the plane, on the ground.

I once accidentally left my Garmin GPS switched on for a JFK-DXB flight - it was in my checked baggage. I didn't use it until I landed back at JFK... A few months later, I was shocked to find "Max Speed: 5xxmph" in my GPS unit's stats. I still haven't reset the stats to pleasantly surprise some unsuspecting soul :)

I'm not sure where some of you guys have been, but GPS devices (and most other handheld electronics) are not forbidden on planes anymore, at least here in the U.S.

how did he not think that was going to happen with a trade pool?

I demand my commissioner's resignation constantly. Are we not supposed to do that?

3 attempted briberies, 2 calls for my resignation, 1 call for my impeachment, 3 separate people questioning my friendship and integrity...two owners contrived a plan in order to improve one team (via a lopsided trade)

countless of you coming to my work to complain about the league

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...