The question is was that being called as a strike all night? I had the game on as background noise, so I don’t really know.

Mary Jane’s Last Dance
Something in the Air
You Got Lucky (that you didn’t shit yourself)

♫Your running, it smells like Brie
Getting real hard to breathe
Why? It’s such a mystery.
I think you have a disease♫
(To the tune of “Running Down a Dream”)

So per the unwritten rules, Alonso gets to chuck his bat at the Paddack for  celebrating right?

If Office Space has taught me anything Cohen will need to kick someone’s ass or become someone’s bitch on the first day. I think by tomorrow we’ll be seeing Michael “The Bitchuation” Cohen.

Ahem, that’s puckish rouges :)

You should see which one is best for micheladas.  Modelo is my go to for that, and if I don’t feel like making one their canned ones are great too.

73 on the Bruins I could forgive since he clearly loses the puck. 33 and 12 appear to be more interested in pushing the Blue Jacket out of the crease than going after where the puck went. 12 especially was far enough behind that he should have been able to see the puck, but would rather check a dude into the boards.

He was traded to Milwaukee going into his free agency year.  There was no way in hell he was staying with the Brewers or the NL altogether.  Most of us were OK with that. 

That’s because Janice don’t give a fuuuuuuuck!

I feel your pain literally, except it was a double ear infection. Some times it’s bad enough to wish I had gone deaf instead :(

Guitar Center guy didn’t get it because he’s in a sludge/doom/grindcore band and only plays in drop D tuning.

It doesn’t matter, even when you find the button you still Jizyah Shorts anyways.

To me it’s the decision between who do I want to win this game and who do I want to see in the next game. While I would want Gooch-Fant to win this round, I am pulling for Rev. Pix Butt v. Pope Thrower in the final four.

Mayo also makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches.  No tearing up the bread from cold butter/margarine, edge to edge spreading with ease, and a higher smoke point so it’s browns better without burning.

^This. I’ve worked for a factory with a two tiered system for their union and you could never hire anyone and get them to stay. They closed up within three years after passing that contract (there were other factors, but lack of new employee was definitely one of them)

Of course she didn’t.  She was too busy hiding from the Nazis.

They also have a Super Potato Ole where you get nacho toppings (beef, beans, guac, cheese, sour cream, and tomatoes) on a bed of Oles. How are they?

Or all games should be Tecmo Bowl. My dad whipped my ass the first time we played together and I only found out later that he was looking over my shoulder and watching what play I was picking.