“We apologize for not allowing crossplay. Unfortunately, our gamers are too busy playing our vast library of first party titles instead of the same shit that’s on every other system.”

Shit, if Mrs. Obama had worn that jacket to get frozen yogurt they’ve have eviscerated her. They tore her to shreds for having the audacity of having toned arms, for god’s sake.

Picture of the exhibit:

*waits for the clever and compassionate anagram that will never come*

There was no hidden message.

Admittedly, an alternate title considered for this article.

This bitch. 

Remember all their freak outs over seeing her upper arms exposed?

Shit, the conservatives couldn’t handle President Obama wearing a tan suuit.

Can you.

1. She supported birtherism

The jacket tho? That’s how you feel? Even if I was to suspend disbelief and accept that it is just a fashion statement and not a political one (which no one would believe but let’s go with that,) did no one think “This might not be a good look for today? Not today. Maybe tomorrow when I’m doing absolutely nothing in a…

oh that was nothing. I think there have beenat least 5 other deadly explosions since then. Seattle Grace is the worlds deadliest hospital, they take you up in that bitch it’s a wrap.

Pearl!

Goddamn who knew Ebroji was bringing in that kind of bank?

Does this not look like the face of some character in a Scorsese film who’s 5.2 seconds away from turning on The Family?

Gee a black man beating up a Russian? Well we know Trump will hate it

This is all well and good, but where is the offspring of Paulie’s robot and when will it fight in the ring?

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.