sheriffs are just trailer trash cops.

My daughter, twelve years, after hearing this whilst I was hearing it:

So what’s for dinner tonight yall? It’s hot as a mf in Chicago so I think I’m gonna order some thai instead of turning my oven on. Hope yall staying cool.

But both parties are the same and her emails...blah, blah

Dayum, Drake don’t play.

So, can I get disability from work for playing games?

So, we asked her, and she ... compared the Klan to the Black Panther Party, which in my opinion are two different things,” rising senior Trinity Young said.

So a black woman gets 5 years for casting a vote she didn’t know was illegal to cast, and a white woman who intentionally voted twice got 2 years probation and a small fine.

I’m on Team Disney here, if only because then I’ll be able to get Star Wars: Original Original Trilogy on Blu-Ray.

Is there anything that Comcast doesn’t try their best to fuck up? Can we please just get all the Marvel characters under on umbrella? I don’t care about the rest (other than monopolies being BS).

That, and he thinks he’s laying the groundwork for issuing pardons to himself and all the other treasonous old monsters plucked from around the Forbidden Forest and random gateways of Hell.

trump ran for president to be elected king, and nearly every source of strife since being elected revolves around the fact that government is not designed to simply do whatever the president says. pardoning, however, gives him the illusion of ultimate power, specifically over someone’s life, which is all he was really…

FF7 Remake was announced at E3 2015. I think it’s fair to expect that three years later we might hear at least a tiny bit about it. And it’s embarrassing that Square Enix is pulling a Versus XIII again.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

I think you’re overreacting because its EA

Trump’s continuous public bashing of his own AG has got to be one of the weirdest aspects of his Presidency. He bitches and moans about it every day as if he didn’t have the power to replace him whenever he wanted.

He’s like that dude who constantly complains about his girlfriend but is too chickenshit to ever break…

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

“The president shit himself today, when answering questions on the upcoming Korean summit...”

Why not cover all bases and just say he’s full of shit?

“...what he does can be hard to label because...he often thinks whatever he says is what’s real.”