I hereby propose an animated series where Mark Wahlberg and Donald Trump travel through time, trying to stop horrific events throughout history that they are positive they could have otherwise prevented.

Because attacking The Simpsons has always worked out for Republicans:

That was before T’Chaka killed his brother which created an opportunity to hide what happened. I think there is also an element of Killmonger being only half-Wakandan and the king’s duty of protecting Wakanda from the outside world.

As Zuri says, it was to “protect the lie”. Not just about T’Chaka killing his brother but about his brother’s role in helping Klaw steal the vibranium. With his brother dead, that provided T’Chaka a way of sweeping everything under the rug. Bringing his nephew back to Wakanda would ruin the cover-up. The last loose…

How we got here is pretty simple: one political party decided that winning was more important than anything else. Morals, conviction, policy; all of those went out the window so they could have their man in charge. A conscious decision was collectively made to abandon all rules because a black Democrat beat them at…

The Hillary that got more votes than any President not named Barack Obama?

““We will not negotiate the status of unlawful immigrants while Democrats hold our lawful citizens hostage over their reckless demands,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, said, The Hill reports.”

It would be a mixed bag. The next Democrat President will be spending the first two years of their presidency trying to put out the garbage fire Trump has lit. Somewhere in there, the next recession will hit (if it hasn’t already by then) and the new president and their Democratic party will be positioned perfectly to…

His goal is to transform the presidency to the liking of his supporters and himself. Anything that isn’t helping them specifically or doesn’t apply to them directly is irrelevant.

“I’d just written an essay about being alone and without sexual intimacy for three years.”

“Telling it like it is” = “Telling me what I want to hear so it doesn’t fracture my already delicate world view”.

Hopes and wishes can be powerful narcotics.

I’ve found that when trash dudes use “likeable”, they really mean “bangable” because, in their eyes, a woman’s worth is inexorably linked to whether or not they want to have sex with her.

There goes my last excuse for never playing these games...

Melania doesn’t look thrilled about it either.