When you think about it in terms of carrying a gun everywhere, “self defense” easily turns into “murder under pressure”.

Expelling Franken puts more pressure on a Senate investigation into Trump’s allegations, which will be the first thing to that happens if Democrats ever get the majority. Hell, if Republicans decide to dump Trump after the midterms, they may trigger the investigation themselves.

Small shit like an alleged pedophile getting a Senate seat?

“In other words, you can quite literally pay money for statistical advantages in Star Wars Battlefront II.”

“He was and is the most popular politician in the country.”

Most of his greatness apparently comes from not being Hillary Clinton.

Sure, who doesn’t love cults?

This is why Trump loves the military (obviously not the ones that were captured) and puts Generals in his Cabinet (even though he knows more than they do): they do what they’re told, no questions asked.

“Those women were all liars and some of them weren’t even hot enough for me to sexually harass.”

Trump doesn’t like anyone that commands respect since no one has any for him.

Let’s be fair: for all we know, they could be fixing the upgrades, improving the fixes and upgrading the improvements.

I know how it looks but Republicans aren’t REALLY at war with each other. No matter what, they will vote for the person with the R next to their name if it only means denying Democrats a win. Trump was the party’s test and they failed.

Most of them were bots.

Well, the good news is he’s supposed to be in Vegas tomorrow.

The moment I read they were not immediately releasing the name of the shooter and that terrorism was not expected to be a motive, I said this guy had to be white.

I knew this would come in handy:

“As it stands, the Philadelphia Eagles owner is fine with a dog killer on the team. He’s even fine with a mediocre, at best, wide receiver who openly called a black man a nigger, but protesting against the killings of unarmed black men, women and children ... well, that is where he draws the line.”