Wait, he bought that face? Elon Musk = Handsome Jack, confirmed.

This probably doesn’t directly answer your question, but here’s my Berine story: In 2014 he visited my place of employment, which, at the time, was a small community clinic that mostly served the East African immigrant community. We had a one or two hour (don’t remember exactly) roundtable talk where we discussed how…

Question: What makes you, personally, so important that anyone should give a shit whether or not you’re “trying to be a good person”? Furthermore, if the only reason you were ever “trying to be a good person” was for the approval of others, then you really weren’t ever going to get there in the first place.

I hate dealing with people like this. Because if anything does go wrong with your car, they’re lightning quick to say I told you so. “The paint on your hood is fading? That’s what happens when you don’t change your oil every 3000 miles!”

I think you meant to say it’s your weekend car for pimping your hookers.

I watched the 1st episode and I thought it was stupid. I was willing to suspend my disbelief over the whole premise* and hope there was going to be a payoff but at the end of the episode was wondering what the point was.

The Camero is an ugly car. I’m surprised it’s sold as well as it has.

So is that why BMW model IDs confuse the hell out of me? Because back in the day the first number was the model, the second two the engine size, and the letter the type of engine, whereas now they don’t make any sense whatsoever?

Isn’t that already every Ford?

Visibility? Get the fuck out of here with your crazytalk.

No wing = no deal. A countach without a wing is like Michael Jackson without a white glove.

Wait though, wouldn’t the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon be the type to drive 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted?

You won’t be so pleased when you Google “Dodge crashes leaving dealership”.

She’s originally from Detroit.

What a piece of trash. I mean the spoiler is bad enough, but a cloth top? On a Ford Ranger?? There’s no way that the decision to put a cloth top on this vehicle didn’t involve lots of meth.

The Simmons hate on Deadspin apparently keeps finding ways to top itself with its absurdity. Now we’re getting articles blasting stuff he wrote nearly a decade ago? It’s like sitting around bitching to your friends that the kid you went to middle school with became a successful businessman while you’re still working…

PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF ME

Yeah that’s the engine I had in mine.

It’s an R/T, at least. And black. Those were important selling points to 26 year old me.

I don’t lust after A/S8s the way I lust over the S/RS7, so you’re ok in my book.