I dislike mainstream US car consumer preferences and judge my fellow citizens for it.

I’ll only judge you if your Audi is an S7 or RS7. If it is, I think you’re an asshole.

I just had an epiphany. My old car, a Dodge Stratus, was a car I thought I liked, yet the back seats would inevitably fill up with junk and papers. My new car’s interior is kept clean and clutterless, and gets brought to the car wash regularly. Maybe I didn’t love my Stratus as much as I thought I did?

Of course this guy would be from a town called “Shadyside”.

I had a 1999 Avenger R/T - back when they were 2-door coupes - and enjoyed the car while I had it. It was my first grown-up car purchase and I always thought it was a nice looking car. When Chrysler brought them back I was aghast at their new looks. Still don’t know what Chrysler was thinking.

Another possible rule: Anyone who legs out a triple gets awarded home plate and a run for his hustle, but if he fucks it up and gets thrown out at third it counts as two outs. I’m all about risk-reward scenarios.

Just divide them into real runs and smallball runs, and have smallball runs only count as half a run. So a real run would be a run scored because of a home run or hit. A smallball run would be a run scored from a sacrifice fly or fielder’s choice.

Hey, Hey!!! A7 is feeling very slighted by your lack of acknowledgement.

If the best thing someone can say about you is that you’re a “genuinely nice guy” then yeah, you’re probably not going to get a lot of 2nd dates.

I don’t know about the best, but I know the best looking:

I wish I had an S7.

I think the odd numbered Audis are offshoots/variations on the even numbered models. The A/S5 is the two-door version of the A4, while the A7 is the sportback version of the A6. Not so sure about the A3 though...

I understand their sentiment; it’s not something that immediately comes to peoples’ minds as being especially damaging. On the black market though medical records sell for orders of magnitude more than stuff like credit card numbers or SSNs, so it’s certainly something to treat very seriously.

But if you had a Ferrari wouldn’t you look for reasons to drive to work?

It’s too nice of a Friday for harshness. Have a Tommy Point!

All this Moss praise just kills me. FUCK YOU RED MCCOMBS YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Glad I don’t have to deal with this crap in Minnesota.

All I saw was “$25,000" and “Fiero” and couldn’t scroll down to CP fast enough. Knock the 2 off the price and it’s still probably CP.

My A7 has a normal shifter, not one of these.

I must be some kind of freak because I’m 37 and this has never happened to me, ever. The closest I’ve come has been the occasional stiffy in tight pants. I’m still not entirely convinced it’s a real thing.