I feel like the follow-up questions were: “Cat? Good. What kind of cat? A tiger! Good! What kind of tiger? Not a Siberian of course, maybe something Indian with say, Bengal stripes maybe? Please say Bengal!”

Libertarianism always sounds really great after about 30 seconds and REALLY FUCKING BATSHIT after about 30 minutes.

I remember teaching this during training at work, and so many of the men just got looks on their faces like "I've done that before."

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

The world isn’t a possibility either, unless fans get written permission from their POs to leave the state or country.

I will say that it’s fucking refreshing to hear a reporter actually challenge this bullshit. If this happened in the States, you’d be able to hear the point where the guy instead of asking questions like a normal person just started fellating Bettman.

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

All in for weak pun.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Seriously? Has Russell Wilson’s faith ever hurt anyone? I mean, if that’s going to be your criteria for deciding who to root for, I think the choice between a guy who beats a child and a guy who is a little too pious is pretty easy...

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

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Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.